Meme letter thing. Narf.posted Oct 4th 2008, 3:58AM
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I tripped on sesame seeds in your closet and saw you sit on Manchester United's goalkeeper . I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that I get turned on by garbage men. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your neighbour Martin as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of Oprah Winfrey imitations.